A RHYME A DAY

2006-06-21T16:21:00.000+01:00

u keep on doin dat im gonna break ur teef
ur stealin all me rhymes like a bloodclot feef
rollin up a ciggie someone pass me da gold leaf
i always like 2 ave a smoke when i dish out da grief

2006-04-23T22:41:00.000+01:00

i wuz watchin da tomb raider wiv angelina jolie
i couldnt stop from finkin bout her slidin down my pole, G
my posse dey all fink dat shes got lips dat are 2 big
i told em dat dey r all tramps and should go 2 live wiv stig

2006-04-20T08:51:00.000+01:00

me i aint stressed, infact im feeling breezey
dats why me rhymes they flow free and easy
shootin from hip and spitting rhymes all day long
till one day i grows old den me tunes will be gone
but dats in da futrue so dont think about that
i just live for da day, watch me step and me back

2006-04-19T10:39:00.000+01:00

why iz u sittin ova there
wiv ur stoopid girlie hair
im gonna burst ur bubble
on the double
u aint no trouble

2 rhymes is better dan 1

2006-04-18T13:26:00.000+01:00

mc gaz is back so i guess i is too
when we was away we heard you was crying boo hoo
well now we're back once again like the renegade master
cept our rhymes is more wicked cause we spit em out faster
so sit down relax and just hold on tight
whilst we take you on a journey of lyrical delight

did u miss us?

2006-04-18T12:50:00.000+01:00

yeah boy we is back
we iz smokin up sum crack
in da back of a car dat iz wack
we aint takin no flak
ur posse dey iz under attack
their nut sack i will smack
cuz dey aint got da knack
as linguistic as shaq

peace...

2005-12-12T00:34:00.000Z

You sits der lookin all smug with your big bushy beard
Thinkin dat wen you wins da race you is gonna be cheered
Yet your racing skills like a nail with a hammer are whacked
And soon we'll be saying "too bad you're ass got saaaacked"

2005-12-08T19:56:00.000Z

sssshh! ive got to be quick while be parents is out
if dey catch me out me room den im gonna get a clout
we just wanted you to know dat we still gots the lingo
i best get back to me room before mums back from gala bingo

BUSTED!!!

2005-12-04T13:10:00.000Z

yeah u read dat right we ave bin caught red anded in da posession of illegally good rhymes and sentenced 2 a stretch inside.
u might hear dat we as bin grounded by our parents cuz we were out past our bedtime, but if u ear dis den rememba IT IS A LIE.
dont u worry though we will soon be back wiv da rhymin and da rockin but until den stay SAAAAAAAAFFFFFEEEEE

2005-12-01T09:29:00.000Z

i is da meanest mc which means you dont get no kisses
i donts even care dat you is my well fit misses
if ma boys sees me kissin it will ruins ma street cred
now take off ya clothes bitch and go wait for me in bed

2005-11-30T13:23:00.000Z

me willy is well ard and ive split me pants
dis always happens when i fink about holly valance
it swells up to more dan twice its size
when i clasp me eyes on her well fit thighs

2005-11-29T15:37:00.000Z

Meetings dem are wicked when they is well informal
But sometimes dey overheat your brain and you no longa feels normal
It crams ya head with so much stuff dat by the times yous parted
You ends being ten times thicka dan wen you even started

2005-11-28T15:49:00.000Z

its not mad shit if you is at work and feelin tired
cause if you falls asleep you is gonna get your ass fired
den yous has to go down the dole and sign on for your cash
cause if you dont you aint never gonna afford your stash

2005-11-27T11:58:00.000Z

just seens dat harry potter and da goblet of fire
now ma lyrical skill has gone up to a level higher
like the great wizard himself i will be bustin some mean ass spells
so when i releases da wickedest album yous can be sure dat is sells

2005-11-26T19:14:00.000Z

i liked dem adidas clothes so i nicked em
ya posse was lookin funny at me so i sicked em
by layin down da law of the funky beatbox
dey aint never been near any1 dat rocks

2005-11-25T13:46:00.000Z

It aint no fun working till 4 in da mornin
In fact i wud say its fckin well borin
I would rather have beens in ma bed all day
In aint I like I gets paid enough for dis shit anyway

2005-11-24T18:20:00.000Z

slap u in da face
all over da place
i do it wiv grace
u gonna lose dis race

2005-11-23T14:24:00.000Z

u mince around all day like u r 1 big playa
every1 u know sez there ain't no one gayer
aint never gonna be street no matter how much u tries
cuz ur too busy messin wiv ya boyfriends flies

2005-11-22T14:14:00.000Z

You say wanna come play wid da big boys, you wanna play tough
Then you can't handle da shit we put down when we start to get rough
You bitch and you moan then you gets in a stress
And start chiming out all dis shit WTF, OMG, FFS!

2005-11-21T15:10:00.000Z

Its start of da week a brand new monday
And i ave been hearing loadsa rumours that you is gay
I denied dem rumours and it caused me strife
Till yous told me you like listening to Westlife

2005-11-20T16:40:00.000Z

hey boy what u fink ure lookin at me for
ya mom gets all ya bling at argos cuz ure so poor
dats when she ain't at my place actin like a real slapper
ridin on da face of a dark rhyme rapper

2005-11-19T14:22:00.000Z

check dis check dat under me hoody theres a hat
and i got the mic skillz of a jungle cat
ya gotta let ya body rock ya gotta let ya body move
cuz u is feelin da rhythm of da underground groove

2005-11-18T11:37:00.000Z

Every day you war with me an now its getting borin
Sometimes when your chattin shit I feel i should be snorin
I should kick yo ass right now for being so damn bleak
But I is in a good mood today cause its da end of the week

2005-11-17T13:38:00.000Z

I was biffin ya mom, da bitch didnt want me 2 stop
she like it so much she flipped me over and got on top
by da time i finished i had worned out her punani
now i is off 2 my next stop where i is gonna do ya granny

2005-11-16T10:43:00.000Z

all i eva hear is ya whingin' and moanin',
i wish i could hitcha wiv my missiles (homin'),
den u would surely ave 2 shut ur yappin
and not be at my crib challengin' da harcore rappin'

2005-11-15T12:18:00.000Z

i is rockin da rhymes like a shadow ninja gangsta
u is embarrasin urself like u forgot to wear ur pants-ah
cause you is da ones whose lyrics just plain blow
u aint even good enough 2 come and stand in me shadow

Food 4 da gener8tion innit

2005-11-14T10:15:00.000Z

All da time I eats my lunch at da great Maccie d's
With da Ronald and da Grimace it's where I likes to bees
Thats when I saw ya actin like a kid with ya happy meal
Dontcha eva mess with me cause my rhymes is so ill

2005-11-13T22:04:00.000Z

u is finkin' i is a tool
but i ain't nobodys fool
oliver he ate da gruel
diesel is a kinda fuel

2005-11-12T16:23:00.000Z

i is sat here chillin'
my rhymes they is illin'
the ladies are willin'
lex luthor is a villin

2005-11-11T10:21:00.000Z

You can bring it on the street you can bring to me house
But afta I lays me rhymes on you, you will feel as big as a mouse

gettin started wiv da big bang

2005-11-11T10:04:00.000Z

aiiiit.

dis website is gonna be da BADDEST place 2 get ur hands on da latest rhymes, what u can go and use on da street 2 make ur friends fink u r seriously ILL!!

come back l8r 4 da 1st entry, there will b 1 evry day 2 make sure u stay fresh.

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